A Cat Cuddler; don't do this at home.

When a pattern shows you a yarn and needles, but no gauge, do the math yourself. Save yourself time and heartache and stupid aching hands. Also when you frog it the first time, don't go back for more torture without math and research!!!!! I made this disaster from scraps and things that I really would not want to wear, so I'm not sad about wasting yarn or anything... it just was a waste of time! And now I have a psychedelic rug hanging around my house. It's so weird.